The Brooklyn Ink

This would be the coolest thing we’ve seen all week, if it weren’t so freezing outside we get frostbite even thinking about going for a bike ride.

A vending machine at S. Sixth Street in Williamsburg outside Baruch Herzfeld’s Traif Bike Gesheft offers tires and other bike parts 24 hours a day, seven days a week — even, presumably, on the Sabbath.

Or as the Daily News puntastically puts it: “A new vending machine in Brooklyn doesn’t sell the real thing – but you can get a wheel thing.”